March 2010
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8 Forgotten Giants . . . . . . →
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FUUUUUUUUUUU
what the fuck is wrong with my eyes?? I cant seem to focus on objects, and its not my aging body slowly broken down! this happened too fast..
And thank you parking guard for that lovely surprise on my car…
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I met a girl last week who said she wanted to be treated like a princess, so I put her in the back of a mercedes and drove it into a tunnel wall.
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A truckload of Viagra was hijacked downtown yesterday. Police are still looking for three hardened criminals.
I’m feeling rough, I’m feeling raw, I’m in the prime of my life. Let’s make some music, make some money, find some models for wives. I’ll move to Paris, shoot some heroin, and fuck with the stars. You man the island and the cocaine and the elegant cars. This is our decision, to live fast and die young. We’ve got the vision, now let’s have some fun. ...
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